I was cutting a particularly gloopy caulk bond.
I was right underneath the light working with a box cutter to
cut the old base away.
Right underneath with my mouth open...
When the light canopy finally gave way a bunch of old dried
caulk and drywall dust and just plain gunk fell into my open mouth...
Where I ran outside where my water was brushing my tongue off with
my fingers and yelling.
'I've got caulk in my mouth, I've got caulk in my mouth, and its nasty!'
Yep, that's how ya crack everyone up.