Sunday, April 1, 2012

Chez Neumansky 3.0 Is Sold!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes that's right folks!*

Chez Neumansky 3.0 Is In Contract!!!!!!!!!!

We were not planning on selling this place ever but we got an offer we just couldn't refuse!!

A friend of a friend knew a couple who were looking to buy a big Victorian in the Gold Coast.
The crazy thing is, the husband is a Facebook millionaire and the wife is a Twitter millionaire!!

They made us an all-cash offer for just slightly over twice what we paid for the place!!!
Cash!!! Can you believe it?

It all happened so fast that now we have to scramble to find somewhere else to live as they insisted on a 30day close!!!

We've decided to leave Alameda and move to one of those wondrous, glorious McMansions in a very upscale gated community in the Danville hills. You know the type of place, where only the 'right sort' of people are allowed in...

Hello Conspicuous consumption, here we come!!!

*April Fool

1 comment:

Kara said...

LOL! Sounded real until you saud you were moving to a McMansion.....