Saturday, February 1, 2014

A Mother Lode Of Halloween Pics

Okay, I found the fancy cameras memory card and now I can finally post a
ridiculous amount of Halloween Pics.

Finally, the official Halloween Post.

Halloween 2013 At The Neumanskys Haunted Pumpkin Patch
This year we had nice mild weather and record breaking crowds.
At one point on Halloween night the throng of people was so dense
that the police shut our road down to auto traffic! As far as anyone
can remember that's never happened before.
Woo! Haunted Pumpkin Patch is really pulling em in.

This years theme was, 'Skeletons Invade The Pumpkin Patch'
We where really bummed initially about the scaffolding covering
the house. We couldn't do any décor in the windows because they
were completely obscured. So, our resident ghost Victoria didn't
visit us this Halloweentime.

Overall Shots
 Hopefully here you can get a feel for the overall set up.
We had a path through the patch again this year. With lots and lots
of skeletons. Several new props were also added.

 The skeletons climbing the scaffolding was probably the most popular decoration.









Props
The singing pumpkins where back this year but in a different place.

The groundbreaker pumpkin zombie was out again. Still with a head that I
can't seem to keep on...

Here's a really bad shot of the interactive video we had projected on the driveway.
 Zombies would randomly amble around and if the kids stepped on one it would
squish. Lots more fun than it looks from this picture.


When you are taking a look at all these photos pay attention to how many people have
a recording device pressed up to their faces. When did it change? Now everyone wants
to record an amazing experience instead of actually fully experiencing it?

Official Vona-made bone chandelier at night.

Arty shot of singing pumpkins.

Smack Talking Skulls
I took an old store bought prop and fancied it up.
These were originally battery powered and not so loud. I converted them
to run on a wall wart and removed their crappy little speakers and used a
sonic transducer attached to the foam tombstones. With this mod they were
loud! Perhaps a bit too loud...ahem...live an learn.
The skulls on the two tombstones on either side of my driveway are interactive.
When one walks by they say disparaging things...
In this shot ones about to get a slap for being fresh.



Grim Reaper
This year we changed it up and had the 4bar lifter out in the maze attached to
this hastily made grim reaper. This thing scared the bejesus out of just about
everybody. When he was at full height he was about 7' tall.



Here's a shot of the grim reaper fully up.

Skeletons!
 The kids were calling this a mommy skeleton and her two babies.
How cute!




Fetch Fido!



 Yes, more shots of the skeletons climbing.


Spooky Fountain
 Another new prop this year. I was attempting to make the worlds biggest
time stopping fountain. I built an ultra short wavelength UV strobe light with
an adjustable strobe. We poured RIT whitener into the fountain so the water would
fluoresce. The RIT just wasn't UV reactive enough so we broke apart a bunch of
yellow highlighters and dumped them in the fountain. The water glowed much better
after that. The fountain was a qualified success. It wasn't dark enough to see the glowing
water well enough and the strobe couldn't flash fast enough to stop time or reverse it...
It did do a great job of breaking the stream into discreet particles though and that amazed
everyone who walked by.

Spooky night shot.

In this shot you can see the 40W UV strobe

Ha, one problem we didn't anticipate was that the RIT would foam up.
There was so much foam that it obscured the base of the fountain.
We started calling it, 'The bubble bath of doom.'

Here's what the base looked like that no one could see. Skulls, creepy blood
vessels...



Boogie Bones
 Since this years theme was 'Skeletons Invade' we decided that the interactive puppet
should be a skull. With the scaffolding up we had to re-engineer how we do this effect.
Luckily, I picked up this crazy bright, crazy short throw projector off of Craigs list.





Before the scare

After the scare.
 We used the trash can trauma as the scare in front of the digital puppet this year.
We were calling him 'Oscar the Grouch-y Zombie'.

In this pic the projector is on the landing which is only like 6' away from the
screen and that's like an 8' image!

Here's a shot of our very last visitor on Halloween night. She's a good friend of
ours and possibly the most spooky person we know.
Its funny how we have long time friends who just still have no clue about what we
do for Halloween...

Coffin
 Yes, we had a kid in the coffin pretending to be dead along with his auntie.
He had a total ball scaring people. Though, many people where not okay
with the 'kid in a coffin' bit....ahem

The coffin was placed in front of the singing pumpkins. So, after you get
your candy and you think you are all safe you stop to listen to the pumpkins
annnnnd, the person in the coffin sits up, or screams or tries to 'grab' you.
Many, many people (mostly adults) got the crap scared out of them here.

When the coffin wasn't being used it served as our photo-op spot.

Coffin Selfies

Our friends are such goobers.

Random people in the coffin.


And yes, Mr. and Mrs. Madscientist had to get in on the act also.


The coffin was actually very comfy. There was a feather bed on the bottom
covered by a tapestry.

Crowd Shots
 Did I mention that it was crazy crowded?
Here's a random sampling of crowd shots.


See this picture here where you see our canned food collection box on the steps.
That box was filled to overflowing on the 29th. By the morning of the 30th it was
completely empty....Some douchbag stole everything over night. Hope they really
needed the food as it was earmarked for folks who definitely do.
Luckily, peoples generosity filled it up again the next night.



Grandma giving out candy.




Random Arty Shots

Look! A real pumpkin that we grew ourselves and real pumpkin vine!


The wood benches got a lot of use. I'm thinking that we probably need two more.



Dia De Los Meurtos
As is our custom on Nov 1st we have dinner in the graveyard.
Since Nov 1st fell on a Friday we had Mexican food with margaritas.
Family Madscientist enjoying a repast in the cemetery.

Bye Bye Till Next Year

We hope you had a great Halloween 2013 and hope to see y'all next year.











An Ode To Those That Have Passed
We all miss you both dearly.
I just had a depressing thought...if we keep up this tradition as we get older more
and more of the tombstones will be memorials....

Finally......Some Halloween Pics

Okay, Okay, Okay,
Here is a very small selection of pictures of our Halloween Decorations.
Every year we get a TON of people walking up into the yard to take
pictures of our decorations. A LOT of the time these people appear to
be professional photographers.
Not a single one of them has EVER shared with us the photos they've
taken of all of our hard work........Until Now!

Thank you Wendell DeLano Photographer for sharing the following
pictures with us. And wow, I must say they are pretty nice.

Half of an All Over Shot
 Here's a shot that shows the crazy skeleton monster creations. Some of the path
and in the top corner on the ground you can just see the interactive video. You
could squash zombies by stepping on them.

Singing Pumpkins and a Surprise
Here's the fab coffin. It was set up next to the path on the way out. Behind the
coffin are the singing pumpkins from last year in a new spot...the perfect
distraction....

Bob Took A Holiday
Since the skeletons invaded the pumpkin patch this Bob, the giant floating
floating head of doom, took the month of. In his place was Boogie Bones
a giant skeleton head that likes to dance.

Creepy Pumpkins on Pillars

Skeleton On The Scaffolding

Sorry, that's it for now.



 

Friday, January 31, 2014

Finally!!! The New House Colors!!!

DUN,..Dun,..dun

After hours upon hours of researching historically correct paint schemes.
Countless hours reading through and comparing paint chips.
After waaaay too much money spent on quart cans of paint.

The Final Absolutely Perfect Paint Scheme







Wait For It.....
















Ta-Da!!!
There you have it. The perfect paint scheme as conceived by baby madscientist.

Below we have some shots of the artist at work on a previous version.

Tuesday, January 7, 2014

Plumbing With Pex Pt 2

Electric Bugaloo.

You know what two diy'ers should never, ever try to do. Replumb a tri-plex in a single day.
Wow, my back hurts....
Well, not really replumb the entire thing, but one of the units and the main floor of another unit...
We prepared as much as possible by doing as much work ahead of time as we could....but still...

See this picture below? that was only half of the amount of copper piping we removed.

The water supply piping in this house was really, much screwier than we could of imagined...
One mystery was solved though. The mystery as to why it took forever to get hot water in the MB even though the water heater is almost exactly above it......

For some unknown reason the hot and cold water supply lines to the MB start in the attic, go all the way down to the first floor, shoot over horizontally for like 10' and then go waaay back up to the MB....seriously, WTF...

Second mystery that we didn't even know was a mystery.
Off the main incoming cold water line was an old looking 3/4" galv water pipe.
We searched and searched and we determined that it was just some old abandoned pipe that didn't matter. I mean, there is a giant 1 1/4" cold supply pipe going straight up and appearing to supply cold water to the main house.

NOPE! Gosh-darned thing is supplying cold water to two bathrooms and the top floor laundry closet...
I am at a total loss as to what to do about it....why, oh why did they not just replumb the two bathrooms from cold water off the giant 1 1/4" riser?
One of the bathrooms is literally 3' from the attic WH and that big supply line?  GAH!
We, and by we I mean Igor who is much slighter of frame, are going to have to do some more
investigating to figure out what-the-what...

Now a bunch of pictures of pretty red-white-blue plumbing lines.
The lines start at the manifolds and then branch off.


Ugly shots of a bunch of pex....

Messy huh? Its all temp supported for now.

The tie-in to that big riser pipe.
You can see the hot tie-in to the cats bath also.

Screw-up #1
This T here feeds both hose bibs.
I cut the little tie in piece too small....When you do that the PEX expander
tool will get stuck in the plastic T and it will crack the T.
This spot leaked pretty well until we put the band clamp on it.....

Something you should never do part 2
We weren't even ready to pressure test the system until 6pm.....that, was a baaad idea...
Because, if everything wasn't perfect...we'd be chasing leaks till 3am.
Luckily, none of the sweated copper fittings leaked!
None of the PEX connections leaked except where we had to put in a push-to-connect T...
Turns out, both studio apartments have their own 3/4" cold feed lines...surprise...
Also, this would be the first time firing up either of the tankless units.....
So, so much coulda gone wrong....I was contemplating a hotel stay for the family...
Did I mention that several members of the family had food poisoning...and we had no water...
All five toilets got used that day and where in desperate need of flushing...yum.

Screw-up #2
See this nice little ice-maker box...we forgot to turn its valve off...
When we turned the water on a impressively large stream of water shot
out of the box exactly hitting the units electrical sup-panel....
Hurray!! Water plus electricity equals fun for everyone!

Another thing we didn't count on, was just how much water was left in the
horizontal runs of pipes...whenever we would cut some pipes we'd get at least
a half gallon of water out...on us...we were both soaked by the end of the night.

'Nother great thing that happened...I cut a line and the water shot out and exactly hit
our battery charging station!! Soaking all the chargers and batteries! Yay!! Plumbing!!!

Oh and about 3/4" of the way through Igor broke our only good soldering torch...we had to
rely on the back-up crappy torch that just doesn't get hot enough...

We got the bulk of it done and there was hot water to take showers, wash dishes and clean
clothes with....and I'm still tired and sore from this adventure days later....

Something Silly,
Along with un-F'ing the plumbing Igors been working on the wiring...all this
romex you see here was just random pieces that they used to wire things
together...with a buried junction box every 5'. 
Now, we walk through here and pretend we're Rapunzel with loooong
beautiful hair....

No, you can't have our copper scraps.

 

Sunday, January 5, 2014

Exterior Wood Restoration

Besides stripping the wood and getting it ready for paint we have been replacing missing trim.

The Problem
Do you see the area of horizontal siding that runs below the four window bay window on the
right on the second floor.

Something about this area never read right to us....turns out there was a darn good reason.
somebody stripped off the shingles and carved up the window trim.
The shingles were replaced with this, osb fake siding board you see above.
This b.s. replacement was soaking up water and turning to mush, as wet OSB does....

The Solution
Lots and lots of custom trim......yay.

Check out these gorgeous pics of the new shingles.

 Pretty right?

Now, notice the trim above and below the shingled area, that's all new.
The crazy thing about the new trim? It follows the original curve.

Curved Trim


That curved trim had to be cut out of some BIG chunks of wood.

Scroll Work
The house has/had some pretty scroll work that has rotted away or was removed when they did the
asbestos siding.

Original Scroll Work

Replacement

Some replacement plinth blocks

One of the new rosettes

This house had built-in redwood gutters here you can see a hole for the downspout.

We also put some trim on the edge of the 'stage' between the two bay windows.

Lots and lots and lots of epoxy was used.

Next Up: The Final Color's Have Been Chosen!!!