Saturday, July 12, 2014

How To Get Screwed Over By....

Your local building dept.

Have your super nice guy, reasonable BI get freaking bought out by the city
and take early retirement....
I've been working on this stupid freaking project for a while now which is
taking a basement that has two illegal apartments in it and make it a single
legal apartment.

The code enforcement inspector was really reasonableish. He didn't make me
gut the entire basement. He let me keep both bathrooms and the drywall on
one side of each wall which also means I got to keep the non-load bearing interior
walls also.

After the initial demo we had a meeting and he laid out exactly what he wanted me to do and at what
point he wanted me to call him back to re-inspect.
Boom, I go to work, get really hurt, (my back) get really sick, (my liver unfortunately) and it ends up
taking a lot longer to get to the pre-agreed inspection stage.

 I call him back and SURPRISE he's retired!!!!

 Now the whole agreement was verbal between us, he was going to be the only BI at the job so I didn't think anything of it.

Where's The New Code Enforcement Officer?
For two months I've tried to get the new code enforcement officer out to check out the situation. That's three phone calls and three emails and one phone call to his aide. I hear nothing from the guy for two months. I get sick of waiting and email his boss with a very polite WTF?
The next day I get a phone call from the code guy who says its not his job and to make an appt.
with a regular inspector.

Regular Inspector 'no likey'
Today a 'regular' inspector comes out and freaking tells me this.
That he was sent out to tell me no, I can not actually finish the basement as an apartment legally...
that actually the zoning was never approved and that the building permit should never of been issued!!!!!!!!!!
I told him that, that seemed impossible to me as the building dept absolutely does not issue building permits without a signoff from zoning/planning. I swear I can remember getting a letter from the city saying the planning was approved.
He says that he thought he was coming out to look at a bare basement.

So, the building dept doesn't want this permit finaled and I've got a nice 3 bed 2 bath apartment that is ready for drywall(I think).

Because of my own slowness and the injury/sickness I only have a month and a half left on the permit.
I'm worried that they are going to jerk me around until the permit expires and then refuse to issue another one...

I got the inspector to unofficially look around today and he said that he thought the quality of the work was nice, and picked out a couple of small things I could fix. Point is, no health/safety issues. From what he was saying it sounded like he had a meeting with his superiors and they gave him a list of stuff to look at to try to deny me outright.

They wanted him to look at all the windows to make sure they were original and therefore under the historical building code (smaller openings allowed for egress).
I am supposed to have a meeting on Monday with the BI and the top dog at the building dept....we'll see how it goes I guess.
I need advice...what do y'all think I should do?
I feel like, to the best of my knowledge I've done the right thing and because the city early retired my BI I'm getting seriously F'd.
I think right now my only two options are:
1. Ignore city and finish unit illegally.
2. Go to meeting and hope for a reasonable accommodation.

Help,
Mads

Friday, May 30, 2014

Bike Rack Idea 2

Electric Bugaloo

After doing some more impaired thinking on the bike rack subject I realized that the
initial design had some serious drawbacks.
Then, it occurred to me, what if I thought more like 'giant pantry pull-out' where the
super beefy full extension drawer slides are mounted to the top and bottom of the
pull-out, not the sides?

Pantry Pull-Out Bike Rack Idea
 In this version the rack is made out of Ipe, metal, and wheels.
I would build a lockable weather tight 'cabinet' to go with this crazy
pantry pull-out.
Now all I need is 12' full extension drawer slides....

Ipe Drawer Slides
 Here's my initial idea for the top drawer slide or track. Ipe is crazy dense, slick
wood that slides against itself very easily. I wonder if I could get the tolerances
above correct for smooth movement year round as the wood slightly changes
size with the relative humidity.

Bottom Track
Here is my idea for the bottom track. With the wheels mounted to the rack they
bear the weight of the rack/bikes. This way the tracks don't need to be built strong
enough to handle the full weight.

Ipe Construction
Left over from a zillion year ago deck project I happen to have several Ipe deck boards.
I have some 5/4 by 6 by 20' pieces and some 1by4 by 20' pieces.
Working with Ipe is not very different than working with metal. I'm thinking to
through-bolt the 4 track pieces together with counter-sunk bolt heads.

I've also got a crate of these little wheels.

and a bunch of steel.....
Wouldn't have to buy much to do it....

In Other News
Got an almost free table saw the other day!
Its a bit of a project....I need to do some rust prep and to assemble it but its
a beast, all cast iron with a real 3hp 220V motor. Baby madmadscientist is already
excited about the secret bookcase door I'm going to build her with it.

 

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Under Deck Bike Storage Part 2

Hello Everybody!
All three of you, sorry for the 'long time no post'. I really jacked my back
up and haven't been able to do anything much....

Now that the drug haze has cleared a bit I'm in too much pain to do physical
work but I can design!

Yay!!!, designing on opiates!

Bike Storage Idea
Giant sliding rack
Want to have safe, weather protected storage for all of ours and our tenants bicycles.

Here's my idea for the 'big bicycle pantry' pull out rack idea.
It will take a space slightly larger than 12' by 6' but it will store 12 bikes, I think.
The idea is, unlock and open the barn doors, grab the rack and pull it out to the
left to access the bikes.

Bike Post Idea
This is basically a 4by post with four adjustable hooks to catch the top
tubes of the bikes. Two bikes per post.

Questions:
Make structure out of wood, metal or both?
How strong is strong enough?
Will the tabs and guide wheels be enough to keep the rolling rack aligned?
Can this be done so that it is reasonably rugged and idiot proof?

Monday, May 19, 2014

We Won An Award!!

Yoo-Hoo!!

The Alameda Architectural Preservation Society gave us an 'award' last night.
Well....not really an award as much as an honorable mention.....guess they couldn't spare the $3 for
the laser printed award certificate......

One of the other honorees spent several hundred thousand dollars on redoing their glorious
Queen Anne...and they got the certificate....guess I didn't want it that bad.

Here's the cover of the award ceremony program.

The inside of the program.

Here is a short video of the presentation of our honorable mention.

Overall it was a fun 'only in Alameda' experience with the MC singing songs
in-between each award.
Unfortunately we couldn't stay for the entire program as baby madscientist was
falling asleep in her chair.

We don't do anything just to get an award but its nice for our hard work to be noticed
every once in a while.



 

Friday, March 28, 2014

Grumble, Grumble, Halloween, Grumble.......

Yes its true, I love Halloween waaaay to much.
But sometimes, usually a couple days before Halloween my mood
is more like this.

'Arrrrrgh!!!! stupid Halloween, stressing me out, taking too much
time and money and damn people are greedy demanding bastards

'How much did you pay for this experience?'
'Oh, nothing?'
'Yet you want to complain about how its not different enough from
last year, or that you had to wait in line soooooooo long.'

'BITE ME!!!!!!!!!'

'Stupid Halloween, I hate it. Next year we're going to take a month
long vacation in October and just miss the whole thing! Ya, that's it,
a month in Hawaii'








But then I find this taped to my front door one morning after Halloween.

Front

Back

Its from a neighborhood kid who apparently likes the 'Floating Head of
Doom-Bob' digital puppet.



Better than this years 'Boogie Bones' digital puppet.


I talked to her mom who claims the entire idea was the daughters.
So, damn-it, guess I'm going to do the whole big shebang up again
next year.....with Bob.

Disappointing children is my kryptonite....



Annnnnd yes, I got a little misty when I read the note.

Tuesday, March 25, 2014

Check Out Our Paint Job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not sure that, that's enough exclamation points.
The never ending six month ordeal is finally coming to an end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it is really, truly about F'ing time......

Okay enough with the blah, blah, blah here are some pictures.
It was raining quite heavily so don't complain about the picture quality.
I got soaked all the way through to my underpants getting these pics.

Here they are removing the netting.


Most of the scaffolding down.


The house, Chez Neumansky, The Purple Palace.
 Man are my front steps fugly...

I really like how good the 'just a little bit of green looks.
And, wow, the little bit of silver leafing we did really stands out (even on an
overcast day).


Here is my attempt to get a good pic of the silver leafed sunburst. Mostly
you can just see rain.


Pretty fish scales and that window had no trim around it before.


Rain and purples...jeez my downspouts and gutters look nasty.


More raindrops and pretty purple trim.


Here is one of the best things about the scaffolding coming down.
Even though its raining cats this is the most light we've seen through these windows
in six months....
 

Friday, March 14, 2014

A Painting Sneak Peak

Well, its been almost six month of having our house covered in scaffolding and black netting.
WE ARE DONE with the painting....so done. Happily it looks like they have a week left tops!

Pictures of the house don't come out with the scaffolding up so here are some small detail shots
to whet your appetites.

A purple door to the downstairs apartments.


 One of the windows to the downstairs apartments with new flashing and a lot of slop.
I am told they will clean this up.

This shows one of the many new hooded casings they built.

Here's the coffin window. the top and bottom trim are completely new.
What's that ya see in the corner?

Its part of our gorgeous porch ceiling.

Nother shot of the L shape porch ceiling.

Even the hideous columns turned out super nice.

Close up of an 'in progress' rosette.

Trim!

Shingles!

Pretty flowers, leaves


Several pretties in one.

Bottom of Window-all new

Pretty

Top of the same window.

Pretty, that center rosette is the only one on the house like that.

Purple, purple, purple.

This is the very top of the house pediment.
Purple flowers, green leaves.

The BIG DENTAL I kinda want to paint this two toned or something...

This is a shot of the large curd cottage cheese. Its painted the darkest purple but its not
showing up in this shot?

Okay, that's it for now. Hopefully we'll have the 'Big Reveal' soon.